Rustic Fvck Bucket are a rock/folk/blues band from the UK. They are Bobby and John McKechnie and Alistair Findlay.

Our music

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Fading Away - Download MP3 | Lyrics

(McKechnie)

Watch this space!

Peter, Oh - Download MP3 | Lyrics

(Findlay/McKechnie)

You cleared our rubbish strewn table,
You emptied many a bin,
Yet every day you were able,
To give us a life enhancing grin.
Nimbly cleaning the encrusted oven,
Deglazing the well oiled grill,
Time flies in your reverie,
A mid-morning wipe up thrill.

Oh Ken,
You were a man among men.
Even though you wore marigolds,
Your manliness still holds.
Ohhhhh Ken.

We never took you for granted,
But sometimes life is unjust,
For you were rudely supplanted,
And 3 heathen SOBs upon us thrust.
In a new place your talents bring blessings,
You cleanse the world with your kindly unmessings,
I hope one day you will return,
And through our remnants gladly churn.

Oh Ken,
You were a man among men.
Even though you wore marigolds,
Your manliness still holds.
Ohhhhh Ken.

Even though your name was Peter, oh.

Thwarted by Pussy - Download MP3 | Lyrics

(Findlay/McKechnie)

On the town, in the city,
Out with my new found kitty.
Drink it down, head to toes,
Feel it more, reverie lactose.
She's independent, though I'm no rat.
It isn't easy to train a cat.
She's a hunter in the night.
She gave the chase but she wouldn't bite...

Why, why does she fight it?
Leave my love unrequited.
Why, why is she so fussy?
My, my, my
Thwarted by pussy.

Her eyes glow yellow in the dark.
She catches seagulls in the park.
Eye of newt, wing of bat,
She crossed my path and that was that.
On her pads, whiskers twinge,
The call of time, alcohol fringe,
Sup it up, knock it back,
Catnip juice, froth attack!

Why, why does she fight it?
Leave my love unrequited.
Why, why is she so fussy?
My, my, my
Thwarted by pussy.

Oh pussy-licious, pussy sweet,
Your insatiable desire for meat,
Oh here pussy pussy, pussy come quick,
How I hunger for your lips to lick.

A journey ahead, demand a chariot,
My lovely cat, would love to marry it.
Homosapien / feline,
Never will be back to mine.
Back to the nest where my babies wait,
They're tired and hungry and I've stayed out late,
I'm empty handed, not a bite,
Had other things on my mind tonight.

Why, why does she fight it?
Leave my love unrequited.
Why, why is she so fussy?
My, my, my
Thwarted by pussy.

Mistress Citrus - Download MP3 | Lyrics

(Findlay)

You in my hair,
I'm feeling strong,
In my head,
I hear a song.

You're a Mistress Citrus,
You're a Mistress Citrus,
You're a tangy bitch.

Lathering up,
I feel wrong,
To wash away,
your zingy throng.

You're a Mistress Citrus,
You're a Mistress Citrus,
You're a pithy witch.

You in my eyes,
Stinging hard,
Pierce my mind,
like a shard,

You're a Mistress Citrus,
You're a Mistress Citrus,
You're a tangy bitch.

Slipping up,
On my knees,
You wipe me up,
with hurtful ease.

You're a Mistress Citrus,
You're a Mistress Citrus,
You're a pithy witch.

You gotta take your time,
Lemon, grapefruit and lime,
You gotta play it cool,
Gooseberry, fool.

Come back strong,
I bravely quash,
your dirty ways,
Till next wash.

You're a Mistress Citrus,
You're a Mistress Citrus.
Ooh!

5 Times in the Head - Download MP3 | Lyrics

(Findlay/McKechnie)

Watch this space!

Long Division - Download MP3 | Lyrics

(Findlay/McKechnie)

You're a zero to my one,
I divide from you and then be gone,
You never realised that I was being kind,
Now my heart, my mind, they lie undefined.

A long divide,
A quick addition,
The result,
Is belied,
By your precision.
A quick addition,
A long divide.

Added together, it was one not two,
And subtraction all depended on you,
Life goes on and lessons forgotten,
Questions are lost in time misbegotten.

A long divide,
A quick addition,
The result,
Is belied,
By your precision.

And with my arithmetic I'll go far,
but I'll stop and see how beautiful you are.
How beautiful you are.

A quick addition,
A long divide.

Here I am, always my one,
A tend towards zero isn't much fun,
Got to stay positive and maybe get a tan,
Cos the girls like the sine of a well-travelled man.

A quick addition,
A long divide.

A quick addition,
A long divide.

A quick addition,
A long divide.

Brother John - Download MP3 | Lyrics

(McKechnie)

He turns the other cheek and not a tooth for a tooth,
And won't condemn us all to hell if we can't see the truth.
He has compassion for the wicked and the misunderstood,
Making time for sinners - not too busy doing good.
Brother John, Brother John, Brother John,
Praying for the strength to carry on,
Brother John.

He goes home to his flat above a coffee shop,
And writes his sermon through the night - doesn't know how to stop.
And he embraces his loneliness as a blessing from above,
Teaching him patience and teaching him to love.
Brother John, Brother John, Brother John,
He's an exile here in Babylon,
Brother John.

There are no paths to follow when the blind lead the blind,
He's begging for forgiveness for the thoughts on his mind.
He loves the little children, innocent and pure,
We all have our cross to bear and he can endure.
Brother John, Brother John, Brother John,
Look to the day when suffering is gone,
Brother John.

Brother John, Brother John,
He's an exile here in Babylon,
Brother John, Brother John,
Praying for the strength to carry on,
Brother John

Derek Doing Speed - Download MP3 | Lyrics

(Findlay/McKechnie)

It's an answer to a question,
It's a cold, hard, lonely fact.
You're open to suggestion
but your body can't react.

You're Derek,
Derek doing speed.
(it's not in *vein*)
Best stick to dominoes,
because the way it goes,
it's better to draw a blank in that game.

It's a beautiful existence,
a place you've never seen.
Your path of least resistance,
that's the way it's always been.

You're Derek,
Derek doing speed.
(to great acclaim)
Best stick to dominoes,
because the way it goes,
it's better to draw a blank in that game.

Oh don't despair,
there's no need to be blue.
You've said your prayer
Now Mr Johnson and the King will see you through.

It's the footprints that we leave
that we inevitably follow.
How will they believe
just what it can make you swallow?

You're Derek,
Derek doing speed.
(you're not to blame)
Best stick to dominoes,
because the way it goes,
it's better to draw a blank in that game.

Me and Her Against the World - Download MP3 | Lyrics

(McKechnie)

She's my girl, my special girl and she's my best friend
I think it's plain to see
We'll love each other right till the very end
She gave her heart to me
And if she left me my heart would break with sorrow
She makes love to me like there's no tomorrow
And it's me and her against the world

When troubles weigh me down and I feel like I could cry
She puts her arms round me
My blues just fade away, she kisses them goodbye
Soon I'm in ecstasy
She doesn't mind my unusual hygiene
She's got the biggest arse that I have ever seen
And it's me and her against the world

We both know that divided we will fall
The world will get us every time
But she knows that I'll play ball
And I know that she'll scratch mine

We both feel that together we are home
She even hangs her hat on me
But our spirits go wherever they will roam
Because we set each other free

She cooks the dinner for me almost every night
She says that it's no chore
She usually burns it but to me it tastes alright
'Cos she's the girl I adore
She looks into my eyes and then I see it's real
I'll do my best each day to show her how I feel
'Cos it's me and her against the world

Me and her against the world
Me and her against the world
Me and her against the world
Me and her against the world

Pillow Talk - Download MP3 | Lyrics

(Findlay/McKechnie)

A friendly chat and a kiss goodbye,
teasing out another sigh,
Next time surely we'll surely conversate,
in great depth but it's getting late.
More involved yet less fulfilling,
A few more days and you'll be willing,
I hope you surrender and never balk,
at engaging with me in pillow talk.
High intensity boffin',
Almost send you to your coffin,
But I want pillow talk,
I want sweet pillow talk,
I want your pillow talk tonight...

Where the Sun Don't Shine - Download MP3 | Lyrics

(McKechnie/Findlay)

I can see where the sun don't shine,
I can hear that falling tree,
It's me.
I'm coming round,
Getting off the ground,
You had me on my knees,
You think that you're a real big cheese.

I can touch what I used to covet,
I can feel your gentle brush,
And you can shove it.
I'm coming round,
Getting off the ground,
You had me on my knees,
Cos baby you're a disease.

I can see where the done don't shine,
I can see that you were never mine,
Now I'm on my way.
Looks like a beautiful day.
I can see.
I can see.